The Bill of Happiness

The Bill of Happiness

Why should the people of the world be punished because the life expectancy is increasing? When people reach a specific age, they are eligible to retire to get social security money instead of working for the money. While teenagers start working to get money to buy things, they are also buying things for the people who get social security when they retire. Little do they know, as the life expectancy increases, so does the age of which people will become eligible to retire at.  Something must be done, so the future generations can benefit from social security money and not have to retire at the age of 90. Who really wants a 90 year old to serve them lunch or dinner? I sure would not.
While people have had come up with ways to solve the problem of the social security money going along with life expectancy, none of their solutions have thus far worked. People have proposed to raise the age in which one can retire from work at and start getting social security money at. Another solution to the problem would be to decrease the amount of social security benefits given out to retired people. Which would not logically work in favor of the politicians. If the general public found out about this possible change, they would all go crazy and most likely either not vote for the politicians that support this solution, or just decide to not retire until they physically cannot work. Especially those people who have been having money taken out of their pay checks for years specifically for the social security benefits for others to have received full benefits, while they will only get a portion of it. Since 1940 when social security first appeared, the amount of people over the age of 65 in America has increased from 9 million to 34.9 million in 2000.
Having been searching for a possible job and going through the process of applications and interviews with possible employers, I have been thinking about the taxes they take out of your pay checks. The earlier you start working, the more money the state takes from you and ends up giving it to other people when they have retired before you. If they lower the amount of social security benefits one will get after they retire, all the money you worked hard for and did not get has been given to another person who decided to retire as soon as they could. How on earth is that fair?
My plausible solution for the life expectancy increasing and the amount of social security benefits decreasing is to propose the Bill of Happiness to the country. The Bill of Happiness will lower the price of alcohol and tobacco products, legalize the selling of all drugs, band gyms, and to promote all extreme sports and welcome them to everyone. Having this be passed would cause many people to die at earlier ages, and be completely happy doing it. Also making the drugs legal, could create a profit for the United States to use the money to put into the social security benefit fund, so those people who do retire will get their full benefits. It could solve both problems: the life expectancy would surely go down, while the amount of money for the social security fund increases. So the problem with it will be entirely reversed.
When you lower the price of alcohol and tobacco products, they will become more accessible and more people would use them more often, and these would most likely compromise their health and cause them to die younger to decrease the life expectancy. The extreme sports, not only will they be a lot of fun for the person do participate in, will be so dangerous that it will be doubtful that every person will survive after having participated in them. Along with this, sky diving which could be considered an extreme sport, could be used to lower the population which could lower the life expectancy by the state specifically altering 1 out of every 39 parachutes to fail when in air, so the people would in fact fall to their death. But to prevent people from no longer wanting to go sky diving after hearing that many people have died from it, each person that does in fact survive from the experience will get an incentive. They will be able to either retire five years earlier or get 3 all expenses paid cruises to all different locations in the world. These incentives can also happen for other extreme sports also. It will be exactly like playing Russian roulette, except there is a bigger chance you will actually survive participating in the extreme support.
The Bill of Happiness not only would solve the problem of the increasing life expectancy and the decrease in the amount of money left in the social security fund, but it would also make even happier people as a whole, and will decrease the amounts of cases in court due to illegal drug possession and selling, when it becomes legal. The American population would then be known for their happiness and friendly demeanors, all while enjoying their lives.